Bartering at Brocantes

Do you enjoy a good old browse? If so, you’ll be among friends here in France. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a vide grenier (garage sale) or a brocante (flea market); browsing for a bargain is a national pastime. Many of our French friends are devotees, one of whom is especially keen.
Jean-Pierre visits at least one vide grenier or brocante every week, pretty much all year round. He’ll return, bursting with stories of triumphant marchandage (haggling) sessions, regaling his long-suffering wife and anyone else within earshot with shaggy dog stories. Bartering, it seems, is the essence of a successful trip.
Jean-Pierre has particular loves. Despite having no understanding of English, undaunted, he’ll forage among tome after tome until he finds a British literary gem. This will be added to his already enormous library and cooed over. But never read. He also regularly adds to his thousand-plus collection of long-playing records. It’s such a shame he doesn’t own a record player.
Hauls of unspecified bric-a-brac join the existing mass of undefined objet d’art in Jean-Pierre’s outhouses. They’re so full that his tractor and farming kit now live outside. And he is constantly on the lookout for delicious new finds. It’s something he’s seriously passionate about.
I must admit to loving a rummage at our local brocantes too. Being a person who is easily impressed, and much to Jack, my husband’s dismay, I’m quickly persuaded by silky assurances from salespeople about brilliant bargains and must-buys. Like our eccentric friend, I rarely come away empty-handed. Mind you, I have learnt some salutary lessons at these events, the first of which occurred at a vide maison.
Vide maison sales are slightly different. They take place at a person’s home, often when those concerned are moving and want to get rid of surplus goods, or in the case of the one we attended, the previous owner had passed away, and the family decided to clear the house.
It was one of those few occasions when Jack came with me. I expect it was due to nervous tension since everything from the kitchen sink to the garden urns was being sold, all the things he knew I would probably find irresistible. And I did. As Jack clucked menacing irritations about budgets, I joined the crowd, gushing over charming cracked china, pictures and fusty furnishings.
I finally spotted the very ensemble I didn’t realise I must have: a lovely cottage style kitchen table and chairs. After a somewhat confusing bartering session, I bought the furniture for a great price, or so I thought. It wasn’t until we’d carted the ensemble home that we noticed the wiggly free gifts. Like the cabinet we had bought some years ago, my new table was alive with woodworm. It took Jack a while to get over the shock.
My most recent exposure to the foibles of bartering took place at a brocante specialising in antiques. The fair, which has been running for years, draws professional exhibitors from Occitanie and Provence. Brocantes like this tend to be pricey, but they’re great for a look-see. I’d been dying to go for ages and tried to persuade Jack to come with me. His response was succinct.
“Absolutely not. Go with someone else, and for goodness’ sake, don’t buy anything riddled with parasites. We’re still dealing with an infestation after your last ridiculous purchase.”
We weren’t.
Fortunately, my pal, Sarah, loves the idea of winning a bargain and agreed to join me for an antique-fest. We arrived early, joining a group of magnificent dignitaries as they perused exhibits. There were all sorts of exciting goodies, ranging from pictures to tableware, fabulous ironmongery, lamps, glassware and much, much more.
My eye was immediately drawn to the antiquarian book stall, where I had a reverse Jean-Pierre moment. It’s just as well my fluency with French isn’t up to tackling pithy works; otherwise, I’d have blown my modest budget in seconds.
More interested in the linens, Sarah was attracted by a honey trap of materials, and I’m not surprised. Many of the tablecloths and monogrammed napkins were exquisite, as were the bedspreads and lace items.
The clothes were intriguing too, although possibly better placed in a museum. Despite being beautifully made, we decided that we haven’t quite reached the age where bloomers and ankle-length frilly nightdresses are de rigueur. Instead, Sarah masterfully negotiated a great deal on a toile throw.
This time in the china section, where expansive elbow flourishes were ill-advised, we continued mooching. It was crammed with ceramics from different eras. Did I love the pheasant? No, not really, but I was sure someone would.
Nevertheless, I did fall in love with a pair of Limoges plates. A hawk-eyed merchant spotted my interest and swooped in for the kill. I asked the price, and as I’d expected, the answer was horrifying. Despite trying to persuade me that it was impossible to live without his timeless gems, after a couple of half-hearted goes at reducing the price to a realistic figure, I turned down his generosity, and we moved on.
We had been there for about an hour, which evidently coincided with French-style elevenses. Bottles of wine appeared along with delicious-looking snacks, which were conjured up from nowhere. The aromas were intoxicating. Fighting back hunger pangs, we continued to the furniture section.
Fortunately, both our homes are furnished with rustic style pieces. Despite humming and hawing over several gorgeous occasional tables, even we had to concede that they would look incongruous next to our chunky chêne massif pieces.
A striking ornament caught my attention. Naively, I started to examine it and was immediately ambushed by a trader. Sensing a sale, he planted his beaker of brandy on a plinth and pounced.
“Madame, are you interested in my lion?”
“It is a dramatic piece, monsieur.”
“It is splendide, madame, extremely ancient. Do you want to buy it?”
“Oh, no, thank you. I was simply looking.”
“But you will love it. Everyone does.”
“Do they?”
“Let me tell you the price.”
“Really, there’s no need.”
“Luckily for you, madame, the lion is on sale today. Can you guess how much it costs?”
“Um, no.”
“Bravo! Les anglais, you are always so timid about money. But I see that, really, you do want to know.”
“Honestly, I…”
“Yes, there it is. I knew it. My lion has been reduced, for today only, from 4,400 euros to 2,300 euros. Voila! Madame, this is your lucky day.”
“Goodness, that is still very expensive!”
“One cannot put too high a price on perfection, madame. Shall I wrap it for you?”
“Oh, no, monsieur. Definitely not, thank you.”
In a frightfully English fluster, I hurried away to rejoin Sarah, leaving monsieur nursing his consoling brandy. Sarah gave me a nudge.
“Fancy a quick peek at that gorgeous chest of drawers over there?”
I looked over at the seller parked next to them. Wine by his side, he was tucking into a fromage-filled baguette, scanning for customers, eager to wow all-comers with his cherished drawers. Intriguing though they looked, I was bartered out.
“No thanks. You go. I’ll check out the rugs instead. There’s nobody around over there!”
4th June 2022 @ 10:37 am
I think I would sew my money into my clothes so I couldn’t reach it. I have to say I was not “wow”ed by the lion but otherwise everything looks far too tempting. Geoff would have been happier sorting through piles of tools, of course
4th June 2022 @ 1:10 pm
Sewing up my pockets is a good idea for me, Carolyn, I find far too many items desirable! Yes, despite monsieur’s protestations to the contrary, I wasn’t enamoured by the lion either. And just like your Geoff, random piles of tools are the only items of interest for Jack at these sales.
4th June 2022 @ 3:41 pm
Beautiful items, very tempting indeed! The fellow trying to sell you the lion was as slick as they come. He-he-he! For years, I used to love going to garage sales and thrift shops, but I’m at the age now where I giving it away. However, I must admit, I do love retail therapy! Fun post, thank you Beth!
6th June 2022 @ 7:20 am
Thank you, Paula. You’re right, monsieur was a slick operator. I was at serious risk of an accidental unwanted purchase from him! Like you, though, I do love a good old browse! 😀
4th June 2022 @ 5:11 pm
Not thrilled with the lion, but I think the Limoges plates are gorgeous. Fascinating post, Beth.
6th June 2022 @ 7:17 am
Thanks so much, Patti. No, the lion wasn’t to my taste either, but those plates were absolute beauties and way out of my price range!
5th June 2022 @ 7:20 pm
I don’t think I would have been tempted by that lion either. It’s not really a ‘thing of beauty’ to me. I could have been tempted by some of the linen goods though. Joe would have been looking for tools 🛠
6th June 2022 @ 7:16 am
No, the lion wasn’t for me either, Rebecca, not that monsieur noticed! Many of the linens were superb. I have had a beautiful tablecloth from them before, and it is still as good as new. Tools? Ah yes, if I can bully Jack into joining me at these brocantes, that’s always where I find him!
5th June 2022 @ 8:02 pm
Aw, Beth, not woodworm again?!😂 it didn’t get into your house, did it.
My husband was born in Holland and we go back often. I love to go to their “fancy fairs” (rummage sales) in the little towns because they get rid of things people like me buy for souvenirs! But no bartering in Holland! Nope! You’d love it!
6th June 2022 @ 7:13 am
Oh, I know, Arlys, no wonder the table and chairs were so cheap! Thank you for asking. No, luckily we spotted them before they started gnawing through our furniture! No bartering in Holland? Wonderful! They sound like fun. I’d love a rummage there. 😀
7th June 2022 @ 3:38 am
I thoroughly enjoyed your post, Beth. I love garage sales, yard sales, estate sales, thrift shop sales, used furniture sales, antique sales – anything in those categories of having lived some past life in some else’s home seems to scream “Buy me!” And I usually do…although I wouldn’t have been tempted with the lion either! But I may not have been able to pass up the cool looking table with the plant on it though 🤔
7th June 2022 @ 9:12 am
Thank you, Faith. I see that you suffer from the same attractions as me. There is always a fascinating somethingorother that simply has to be bought! Ah, the tables were magnificent. However, if you had seen the prices you may have reconsidered! 😀